Fear The Zompocolypse

The entire Zombologist community is full of excitement about the new research that we will be able to conduct on the inevitable zompocolypse. I want to learn how to use the valve mod tool so that I can reconstruct my neighborhood and test out the intricate safety plan I have developed. Truly, Left 4 Dead is one of the most important research tools to arrive on the Zombologist scene in years. We can only hope that it hasn't come too late.

Here are a few things that my research has recently confirmed:

1. Slathering yourself in bacon grease neither increases, nor decreases, your chances of being found by the violent zombie hordes.

2. A fully functional gas mask is probably your most important piece of equipment. Not only will this help protect you from the smoke produced by the fires burning out of control, but will also protect your eyes from zombie infected blood splatter.

3. Being in the presence of a pregnant women during the zompocolypse, unlike bacon goo, will increase your chances of horrible death by 47%.

4. My neighbor will be one of the first to die in the zompocolypse. However, it won't be the zombies that get him. I can't say more.



I will be graduating in less than 4 weeks. After graduation I will be moving south to State Z. The town I am moving to will increase my chances of perishing in a river of death that shall sweep across the land in a conflagration of zombie doom. A new safety plan will only help me so much. Perhaps in depth research can help my chances of survival. Who knows.

One of the worst things about the Zompocolypose: No coffee.

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