There are a few kinds of law students that never fail to make me roll my eyes. I figured I'd describe them for you. Why? Because nothing in my life is worth mentioning right now.
HANDTALKERHandtalking is a horrible speech impediment in my opinion.
Everyone knows a handtalker.
Hand talking is when a person flails their arms and hands around while they talk to you. They think that their moving arms will somehow help illustrate their question or statement. What it really does is make me stare at their moving arms and prepare to defend myself. You see, I have an instinctual reaction to flailing arms. My brain tells me that we are about to join battle when I see that.
Primer GuyThere are a few primer guys. There are also a few primer girls. They all share one trait that makes them "primer people". When called on in class, they will give an answer that goes far beyond what we're studying right now. Making it blatantly obvious that they aren't doing any thinking for themselves. When the professor notices this, they usually question the student a little bit, until it becomes obvious that the law student doesn't even understand what he/she is saying. These people are agitating because sometimes another student will give a well thought out and reasoned answer, only to be shown up by a primer person that says "actually, according to rule 59, here are the following reasons why a new trial can be ordered".
Ugh.
"So Did You...? Guy"SDY Guy likes to ask you questions, knowing that you will respond with the same question. This kind of behavior is just an elevated form of bragging. It's bragging without bragging. These guys vary, but a good example is one student that is known for asking "did you run track in college?". He doesn't care if the person he's asking ran track, but he did and he wants you to ask him about it. The students that went to some of the more well known colleges love to ask these kinds of questions.
Next time someone asks me where I went for college, I'm going to claim that I just forged my degree. Oh Snap!
Late GirlLate Girl is always....well....Late. She will walk into class 20 minutes late, with her roller, go right past the professor and then make noise sitting down. Nevermind slamming the doors on the way in. At the beginning of the year, my professors were pretty strict about people being late, but they have really started slacking off. Students walk in late every day now. Back in the beginning, you were screwed if you walked in late.
Late Girl is agitating because walking in late is rude. It's rude to the class and to the professor. Every once in a while, you might have an excuse, but more than once a semester seems pretty unacceptable to me. If you know you're going to be late, and you've already used up your one late walk in, then you should just wait in the lounge for the next class to start.
I mean, if you're in law school, shouldn't you be able to get up on time and get to school? At this point in a students career, a student been expected to be on time for class for about 16 years. Why is it so hard for some people to master this?
Alright, I thirst for contracts studying.
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