Adventures With LA (See: Prick)

Not all law students are pricks. I would, in effect, be calling myself a prick if I said that. Furthermore, I'd be calling a good number of my friends pricks.

That aside, there are a lot of pricks.

One in particular gets under my skin on a regular basis. Let's call him Loudmouth Asshole (LA for short). LA has embarrassed me countless times. He likes to point out something you're doing wrong or roll his eyes at the right moment, in front of as many people as possible. The exchange that took place tonight went something like this:

Oh wait, I have to describe what was going on. We were at a large dinner with lots of other people. There were many tables in the room, approximately 20-30. Each table had about 8 people seated. The dinner was served. Every other freaking table in the room began chowing down. LA's gf was away from the table, but I hadn't noticed that. I have to admit, I had tunnel vision for this food. It was pretty late in the evening. Anyways, the following exchange took place:

Me (not quite sure why we haven't started eating): "Ummmnnn, the other tables have started eating, I guess that means we just start."

LA: "ALS!!! WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE IS SEATED AT THE TABLE! GOD!"

Me: "Jeeze okay."

A half hour later, our desserts were sitting in front of us. They had been there for the entire meal. I couldn't help myself, I asked LA if there were any special rules regarding cake and if not, if it was okay with him for me to eat it. What a fuckhead.

Later on in the night, I was telling a few people at the table about an idea for a club that I have. LA was nice enough to roll his eyes while I described it. He's interested in the SBA....I'm tempted to run for whatever his position is, just to piss him off. Then, if I won, I would totally flake out on it constantly.

Sound childish? Well it is, but try being embarrassed in front of 10-15 people and see how good a mood you're in.

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